All of sudden having a BIG butt is the new trend. Apparently it's considered to be the "must-have" for most men. Maybe its the songs on the radio that talk about big butts, or maybe its the video vixens who solidified the trend. Either way, why would a woman go out her way to get butt injections to "enhance her figure." Don't they understand people can die because of this?!!
So, to all my men...how can you tell if a butt is real or not? Let me feel you in....
1. Her butt will not be naturally soft! Its a BIG difference between a firm bottom and a silicon bottom. Sometimes you can feel the silicone moving around too if you grab it...Gross I know.
2. If a chick puts all her weight on one leg and her butt no longer curves around like normal...you will notice a huge knot-like shape and that's because its FAKE. (look at the picture below)
3. Also, eventually her butt will sag. So, when ya'll turn 50 years old she will be sweeping the floor with her butt....literally.
To prevent all of this, just date a girl with natural assets....we are guaranteed not to fall apart.